Do you remember my post about advice you are sick of? Today’s post is about youtube and social network comments.
Of course when I write “sick of” I exaggerate.
Photo or video: pretty girl/ nice makeup/ beautiful hair/ good body/ handsome boyfriend/ kisses on camera/ nice apartment/etc.
Comments: Hair goals/ body goals/ boyfriend goals/ relationship goals/ everything goals etc.
Thoughts: Hair goals or body goals or some skills goals are ok comments. You’d like to work on your body or improve some of your skills or grow gorgeous long hair
(remember from three strands you will never grow lion or horse mane). But what is boyfriend goals? To find the same exact boyfriend? You are not the same as that other girl (blogger usually). And if your character is different there is a high chance that your boyfriend will be different. Are you going to run around the city with a photo of someone’s else boyfriend and list of his traits to find the same? You don’t even know him! You know a second of him or how he looks on photo or that he gives flowers.
Few times I saw comments with “goals” which implied that a girl wants to be some other girl, to look like her. Is it a comment of 15 y.o. girl? If yes, ok. But I saw some girls over 20 commenting the same way. Are you all hating your appearance that much?
“Smart” Obvious thoughts: Think about a list of your appearance goals based on what you have. You can’t grow taller or become smaller. You can’t have totally different appearance without surgery. I also want to have gorgeous dense hair but I don’t and I can watch 1000 of pics and my hair won’t change that significantly. SO let’s try to focus on improvement of what we have. Stop this stupid everything “goals” comments.
2. Do it better
Video: some weird editing/ bad sound/ noises/ bad lightning/ lots of pauses in speach or lots of mistakes/ repeating the same adjective 10000+ times/etc.
Comment: Usually not offensive at all! Person points out something to improve in quite nice way.
Comment under the comment: The greatest pointless defender comes to start the great fight. “Film your own video and we will laugh at your mistakes” or anything like that. Do it better or you don’t have a right to comment, critisize or even breathe under this video.
Thoughts: Right! *sarcasticly and loud*
This movie is so stupid/ boring/etc.
Why don’t you film your own before critisizing?
Main actor is playing terribly.
Did you finish drama school? Become an actor before commenting someone’s else performance.
This dish is dirty.
Wash it better than me before commenting.
This dress was made very badly.
Are you a designer or sewer? Become the best one and then you can comment on this dress.
To sum it up, “Shut up until you learn everything in this world”. Really?
Such type of comment can work only if it’s related to appearance. Someone has 3 kg of excess weight and a person with 25 kg of excess weight better doesn’t comment on eating habits of other while chewing crispies with mayonnaise. Unless it’s a comment (not while chewing crispies) “Take care of your body or you will have problems I experince now”. This is a comment-advice, not do-it-better.
3. I need you to know THIS!
Comment: Your videos became boring I unsubscribe.
Thoughts: Really? I guess we all need to cry now. Do you announce everything this unimportant? Did you write “subscribe” comment when you subscribed? Do you think blogger don’t see when he/she lose audience? Noooooooo.
There are more of annoying or weird comments but I decided to write about most recent which I paid attention to.
What is your “favorite” comment on youtube or social networks?
Have a nice day!:)